乔布斯的十分之一条sex格言

Below you’ll find my top 10 favorite sex quotes of all time, spoken by famous people you might (or might not) have expected to say ’em. Here they are, in no particular order, drumroll please…

下面列出的是我最喜欢的十条sex格言,都是一些你可能(或可能不)仰慕的大牛所说的。以下十条排名不分先后,随便排的…

“You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin

“You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
(1)“你知道”那样子”的女人什么时候想要sex?我,不知道。”——斯蒂文·马丁

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.” ~ Steve Jobs

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.” ~ Steve Jobs
(2)“我的女朋友一读到sex部分总是笑,不管她在读什么都一样。”——斯蒂芬·乔布斯

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia
(3)“90岁时做sex就好比将一根绳子扔进池塘里” ——卡米尔·帕里

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen
(4)“做sex就像玩桥牌。如果你没有一个好伙伴,你最好有一只好手。” ——伍迪·艾伦

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
(5)“双性人将会使你周六晚上约会的机会立即加倍。”——罗德尼·丹吉菲尔德

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal
(6)“女人需要一个理由去sex;男人只需要一个地方。”——贝利·克瑞斯多尔

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy
(7)“我相信sex是最美妙、最自然、最有益健康的事情之一,这些事情都是钱能买来的。”——汤姆·克莱西

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” ~ Rod Stewart

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” ~ Rod Stewart
(8)“我不打算再结婚了,我打算找一个我不喜欢的女人,只给她一套房子。”——罗德·斯图尔特

“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams

“Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
(9)“哦,是的,离婚,拉丁文的意思就是将男人的小弟弟从钱包里扯出来。”——罗宾·威廉姆斯

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams
(10)“看吧,问题在于上帝给了男人一个大脑和一个小弟弟,但血液却一次只够一个用。”——罗宾·威廉姆斯

 

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