不作恶,也别想太多

My favorite Google feature is Google Dictionary. Whenever I need a word defined, I just type it into the search box and the meaning pops right up. It’s really convenient, but sometimes the definitions can be strange. For example, here are some words I looked up recently on Google Dictionary.

谷歌词典是我最喜欢的谷歌工具。每当需要查找一个单词的定义时,我就会试着将它敲进谷歌词典的搜索框中,回车,含义很快就蹦出来了。这个工具很方便,但有时查到的结果也很让人困惑。比如,以下这些词的解释就是最近我用谷歌词典找到的。

 

Yahoo: A stupid Web site for stupid people who only want crap.

雅虎:想找垃圾的蠢人们专用的愚蠢网站。

 

Ask: A crap site for idiots.

询问(Ask,这里代指Ask.com):蠢货专用的垃圾网站。

 

Bing: Just a bunch of crap.

必应(Bing):一堆垃圾而已。

Monopoly: A term that idiots like to throw around to sound smart at parties, but really they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

垄断(Monopoly):党派会议上蠢人们喜欢使用的术语,不但可以四处乱喷,而且听起来也透着一股子机灵劲儿,但事实上连他们自己都不知道到底在讨论啥玩意。

Information: A thing that Google makes instantly accessible to anyone for free. And that makes them the enemy? Explain that logic to me.

信息(Infomation):谷歌对所有人免费开放且可以迅速获取的东西。就这样还被人敌视?我有点想不通……

Charity: A thing that Google gives to.

慈善(Charity):谷歌赐予的某种东西。

Environment: A thing that Google gives to.

环境(Environment):谷歌赐予的某种东西。

Barack Obama: A cool guy who uses Google.

巴拉克·奥巴马(Barack Obama):一位使用谷歌的酷男。

Lady Gaga: A cool lady who uses Google.

Lady Gaga:一位使用谷歌的拽女。

 

Privacy: An overrated thing that people should maybe chill out about.

隐私(Privacy):一种被高估的玩意,大家应该放松点,别绷得太紧。

Relax: A thing that some people should learn how to do, especially journalists.

放松(Relax):某些人应该学会的技能,特别是记者们。

Victim: A nice company that gets attacked all the time for no reason.

受害者(Victim):一家好人公司,总是无缘无故的被人攻击。

Jesus Christ: A guy who made people’s lives much easier and then was crucified. Sound familiar?

耶稣基督(Jesus Christ):一个让大家生活更舒坦但后来却被钉死在十字架上的人。这话是不是听着有点耳熟?

Books: Something people can read online for free now.

书籍(Books):人们现在可以在线免费阅读的东西。

Thank You: A thing it wouldn’t kill people to say.

谢谢你(Thank You):一句说了也不会死的话。

Computer: A thing for using Google.

电脑(Computer):使用谷歌时要用到的工具。

 

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